Trump impersonators must be having a field day – the facial expressions, the hand gestures, the orangeness – he’s in full blown Trump mode. Narcissism is the world’s most powerful force. Where can I get some more? There has to be a Trump-branded spray-on somewhere… Check under the steaks. Are we in Falouja?? You’d think […]
Now that England has #Brexited the Bilderberg, it’s single & ready to mingle. Free from EU bureaucracy, here are 10 ways Britain can use all that free time: 10. Rename 10 Downing Street — ’10 Downing Syndrome Street’ — and Great Britain — Little Britain. 9. Make Mr. Bean the next – and rightful – Prime Minister 8. Start
I hereby announce my wholehearted endorsement of Donald J. Trump. You know that moment when you can’t find your own genitals in a sea of errant, blubbery flesh…? And your mom installed a bucket-pulley system to get KFC orders from the ground floor to your bed…? Then there’s a fire. Firefighters have to remove an
American hospitals are filling up with victims. Not of stabbings or terror attacks. These are victims of Twitter #abuse. On Valentine’s Day, 14 bloggers were rushed to Mount Sinai with life-threatening snark bites. Police blame the deadly snark attack on a #cyberbullying gang called HashHoles. The attacks may be linked to hundreds of half-baked opinions published by sites like Daily Beast, HuffPo
‘Incrementalism’ only sounds like the next horrible religion to captivate Tom Cruise. It’s actually a chronic condition that’s claimed countless corporate careers. Its devastation can be measured in thousands of yards – of yacht downgrades. Before donating to your local Adopt-a-Yacht chapter, let’s study incrementalism’s latest victim, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. Ms. Mayer opened the door to infection
We’ve ordained a militia of morons
Independence Day is an opportunity for ideas to fix America. Here are three of them.
There was a glorious time in the late 1600’s when American villagers gathered in large groups, at night…with torches, to confront the greatest scourge of their time – witches. Today, a new generation of digital villagers was born with equally divine powers – to hunt and slay evil directly from an iPhone 5s, possibly even